The Final Countdown
Well, here we are on another fabulous Friday! The sun is out! The squirrels are back! Travis Ishikawa will never have to pay for another meal if I’m ever in the same restaurant as he is. And of...
View ArticleLife After Losing
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me? Many of you may wish to do that after enduring six-plus months of The Journey only to find out that I’m not the person you want to ask for a … Continue...
View ArticleThe Best Of Times
Bwahahaha!!! Happy Halloveen, everybody! Did you stop by The Nest today to get your fix of your favorite neverending horror story, my Millionaire Journey? That’s good, because have I got a scary...
View ArticleI Wanna Go Home
Thirty days hath September… April, June, and November. And due to the miracle of my attention to detail, irrelevant digressions, and making a bunch of shit up my goal to entertain you all, my...
View ArticleLet’s Watch A Train Wreck!
For seven months and thirty-one posts, you have lived for Fridays and the opportunity to find out every juicy detail about the drama that is my Millionaire Journey… and it has all built up to this one...
View ArticleIt’s A Long Way To Tipperary
Turn out the lights, the party’s over. What began with a “oh fuck, why not?” phone call turned into a once in a lifetime journey that spanned three months, yet somehow took up seven months of blog...
View ArticleSquare Pegs
CHIP SQUIRREL: Hello out there TV land, and welcome to everyone’s favorite game show, The Shelf Critter Squares! Our two carefully selected, pre-screened contestants will be competing for fabulous...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Bear
CHIP: Good evening all of you critters out there in TV land who couldn’t find a better show to watch… welcome to Night 69 of everyone’s next to last favorite game show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!...
View Article#156 – Baggage
Photo taken: April 17, 2015 The world has a funny way of telling you things. Say you were responding to a prompt challenge on your blog about ponies and thought it would be cute to grab the four My...
View ArticleThe Jenius
TROLL: Oooh! Turn on Channel 69! Hurry! FUZZYWIG: No way. It’s 4:20, so it’s time for H.R. Pufnstuf! SNUGGLE: Dude! That show hasn’t been on the air for 40 years! FUZZYWIG: It hasn’t? Hmmmm, I...
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